Bet you didn't know

That the cat is a brilliant chess player!  Look!  She did this on her own.  She knew exactly which pieces to go for.  I'm very sorry for your loss.  (I assume the black side was yours because I never started a game with her.)  I suppose her genius will have to be measured by yours until I can find her another opponent.  I mean, she may be amazing, or maybe you're just not that good.   :)

Also, look at all the mail I have ready to send!  I signed your name to all of it, but don't worry, there's probably nothing illegal in any of them.

Love,
Nora