Dear Shane,
Tonight I made a very expensive mistake. (you think I'm pretty) Remember how I called you around 7 and said I had just taken a shower? (I make you laugh all the time) And how later, around 9, we were talking to your parents about the wall heaters and how expensive they are to use? (you agree that I am a smart person) Remember how I sheepishly admitted to using the wall heater in the bathroom every time I take a shower? (I make you dinner sometimes) And you said that a short period of time is probably OK. (I'm a handy person to have around) After we hung up, I watched a movie on Hulu called Harold. (this should bring up thoughts of our future goat and all the other wonderful plans we've made together) The movie was pretty awful, but I stuck it out. (I am a very committed person) And around 11, I decided it was time to turn in. (it's so responsible to get a good night's sleep) And that's when I opened the bathroom door...
Long story short, the toilet seat could have melted flesh and the toothpaste was so warm it exploded out of the container when I opened it.
So what's the price tag on heat like that? 1.3 kWh x 4 to 5 hours... I guess what matters most is that the cat and I are safe, right? (your world is a better place with me in it) And remember when you said we would laugh about things like this? (you might not have meant things exactly like this...) And how you never want me to feel bad? (you may not have actually said this one at all, but I'm sure it was implied. definitely implied.) Well, I'm gonna stop feeling bad right now and look forward to our call tonight when we can laugh and laugh and laugh and then forget this ever happened.
Until we get the bill.
=D
Love,
Nora
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