You are rich! See!
And because you are rich, and we are married, I am rich too!But just because I am the kind of wife who would open your mail while you are gone, doesn't mean I am the kind who would squander your wealth. I'ma deposit this for you tomorrow and never touch it again. This is yours when you get home, baby. All yours.
I love that you were careful to black out all the sensitive, personal information... especially our last name. I mean, I can only imagine the swarms of people who would come after us for our newly acquired wealth! On that note, we should probably invest a small portion of it into a security system or something... I'm beginning to fear for your safety...
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