Too Boring and Bossy

Dear Shane,

Terrible dreams last night, terrible!  I would be alone in a hotel room (this dream repeated many times with tiny variations), and find out you were in the same hotel.  I would spend so long trying to find you and when I did, you didn't want to see me.  You were distracted, busy, having too much fun hanging out with your brothers, whatever it was, you would decide it was best if you stayed in your room and I stayed in mine.  At some point your family told you that you had to spend time with me so you took me sight seeing, but you kept trying to lose me.  You thought I was "too boring and bossy".  So I stopped telling you to put pants on when you obviously didn't want to, and I tried to be fun like your family.  You took me through a train station that reminded me of both Harry Potter and Disneyland.  You took me to historic sites like Lincoln's grave.  We walked through a city where I discovered I had no shoes.  And finally you turned a corner into a Christmas tree grove and when I got there, you were gone and I didn't find you again.

And when I woke up this morning, I had bangs.

It's gonna be a hard day.

Love,
Nora